
MOTHER OF SANTA BARBARA’S POLITICAL MATRIARCHY DIES AT AGE 97
EARLIER: SHEILA LODGE TAKES A VICTORY LAP
Sheila Lodge (from Pearl Chase with love)
By LUIS MORENO | October 29, 1992
Presented at the Museum of Natural History performance of political humor, Calaveras, a Mexican Dia de los Muertes tradition, by the Santa Barbara Theater Co., October 29, 1992.
Dearly beloved
We are gathered in prayer
To pay our last respects
To Santa Barbara’s mayor.
Through thick and thin
She paid her dues —
At ribbon cuttings
and barbecues.
Most politically correct
Was Ms. Sheila Lodge
I believe she recycled
Out of her garage.
But she angered some motorists
When she tried to close off State;
They weren’t going to be “malled.”
They would retaliate.
She tried to convince them
That it would reduce air pollution,
But they considered this
A pedestrian solution.
So they took this matter
Into their own hands,
And organized squadrons
Of cars, trucks and vans.
As they descended upon her
She made gestures as if to talk.
Then she fell down before them;
She was caught in the crosswalk.
That familiar smiling face
That once graced our stage
Was now slightly out of focus
On the News-Press’s front page.
The County Coroner declared
Right after the cremation
That Mayor Sheila Lodge succumbed
Due to poor circulation.









